01 Duty Shirker [Lyrics]

02 Rock Your Face [Lyrics]

03 Road Dog [Lyrics]

04 Outhouse Potty Champ [Lyrics]

05 Shitstorm [Lyrics]

06 Relish My Pickle [Lyrics]

07 Chickens in the Sewer [Lyrics]

08 Chilidogs [Lyrics]

All songs written and performed by HoleHog:
Jim: Drums and Vocals
Christine: Vocals, Guitars and French Horn
Skip: Bass
Tobias: Guitar and Vocals

Arabs turn to liquid, Egyptians hard as rock
The surgery is over, it’s the last tick tock
Mockingbirds fall from the sky
The eagle soars high
Alaskan folk songs, the Eskimo lie

I learned this on the road, the road belongs to Bill
The master of travel, the master of gravel

House of God opens at dawn
When doves cry in pain
The sobering wine bottle
The webs in your brain
Great white hunter, eats his words
I feed them to him

I learned this on the road, the road belongs to Bill
The master of travel, the master of gravel

I walked along the road, the road belongs to Bill
The master of tar, the master of my car

Junebugs, spiders, and mosquitos
Mix ‘em up in a bag of cheetos

Outhouse Potty Champ, tear the woods apart!

Fill your belly with mozzarella
Now you are a happy fella

Outhouse Potty Champ, tear the woods apart!

Find a penny, pick it up
Or leave it there, who gives a fuck

Outhouse Potty Champ, tear the woods apart!

Earwax, toe jam, take a crap
Dancing naked, except for a cap