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2.  Outhouse Potty Champ

3.  Duty Shirker

4.  Shitstorm

5.  Relish My Pickle

6.  Rock Your Face

7.  Chickens In The Sewer

8.  Road Belongs To Bill

The votes are in. HoleHog is going to ficking strive to record the hell out of 1, 2, and 3… and 4,5,6,7, and 8  to shortly follow.

IT’S A FACT! Hard to believe, but HOLEHOG! was not an overnight sensation. When they played their first gig in Austin, Minnesota, the bartender unplugged the p.a. after only two songs, saying, “I’m gonna play the jukebox.” Audience members were actually applauding him.

IT’S A FACT! Despite their popularity the Hog does not get recognized everywhere they go. Road manager, Clive Hurlington relates this story;

We were on our way to Alabama or someplace. We stop for gas at this truck stop. Well, the entire band decides they want to get out and go snack shopping. You know, Ho Ho’s, beef sticks, and shit like that. So anyway, it’s against my better judgment, and I tell ‘em so. They just ignore me and go inside. I’m looking in the window, from the gas pump, expecting pandemonium to break out at any moment. Here’s every member of HOLEHOG!, browsing Ding Dongs and right in the middle of normal people! A couple of minutes go by and I start to see them come out of the store, one by one with snacks in hand. Not one person looked at them twice or realized who had been in the store!

IT’S A FACT! Not much thought goes into writing a HOLEHOG! song. Veteran off-Broadway producer, Hank Boswell says the 1988 rock opera, “Hog It Up!” was written in a couple of hours. “They would just, like, see people selling hot dogs in the street and start singing, ‘Sweaty Hot Dogs’ over and over and there was a song.”

IT’S A FACT! HOLEHOG! shows remain celebrity-free. Ever since 1970, when New York Times writer, Bud Semen, falsely reported that Buddy Hackett never missed a HOLEHOG! show, the band has had a reputation of attracting the rich and famous to their shows. In reality, the exact opposite is true. According to long time roadie, Chuck Smallmouth, “I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone famous at a show. Not even a local weatherperson.”

IT’S A FACT! The Hog’s biggest fan base is in Europe. According to Bonn Bonn Express, their single, ‘Rainbows And Leotards’ outsold David Hasselhoff’s ‘Greatest Hits’ 2 to 1 in it’s first week on the charts.

IT’S A FACT! There has never been an official HOLEHOG! fan club. Despite the glut of HH sites on the internet and the seemingly mandatory bumper sticker on the car of anyone under the age of thirty, HOLEHOG! has never had an official fan club. When asked the reason for this, manager Roger Cloopey said, “Hog fans don’t need a club to know they are fans.”

Ain’t gonna leave a crumb, not a single bit of crust
Ain’t gonna walk away hungry, satisfaction is a must
Pizza Party, Pizza Party, party hearty with the pizza pie

Are you gonna eat alone, or eat it with a friend?
You better make a choice, cuz the size of pie, it does depend
Pizza Party, Pizza Party, party hearty with the pizza pie

I like pepperoni, you like extra cheese
I like Granpa Tony’s, you like Ginelli’s
Pizza Party, Pizza Party, party hearty with the pizza pie

Cheesy disposition, Meaty conversation
Saucy innuendo, traditional celebration

Pizza Party, Pizza Party, party hearty with the pizza pie