HoleHogSongs Archive

  • Spy for the Devil

    Spy for the Devil

    I thought she was good like me Didn’t know she was bad like him I thought it was another country Didn’t know it...

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  • Hungover and Pregnant

    Hungover and Pregnant

    There’ll be a baby on board in just a few days But baby I’m bored of your puritan ways I wanna whoop...

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  • Duty Shirker

    Duty Shirker

    I got duties. I’m gonna shirk. I’m a duty shirker. I’m gonna shirk my duties tonight. My succotash, well, it’s suffering. And right...

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  • Relish My Pickle

    Relish My Pickle

    The Relish Gods are angry tonight My avacado’s burning and my celery’s tight The King Of Pickles is giving you a thrill His...

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  • Rock Your Face

    Rock Your Face

    You’re gonna cry, you’re gonna weep. Your eyes are gonna burn when ya go to sleep. I’ll be seein’ red when you...

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  • Chilidogs

    Chilidogs

    Chilidogs, cheeseburgers, cherry pie, and bread Two of each, please, you heard what I said Give them to me now, I can’t...

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  • Shitstorm

    Shitstorm

    Controversy’s brewin’  just like a cup of joe Deep, dark, and brown. Just thought that you should know. It’s a shitstorm! It’s not...

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  • Road Dog

    Road Dog

    Arabs turn to liquid, Egyptians hard as rock The surgery is over, it’s the last tick tock Mockingbirds fall from the sky The...

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  • Chicken’s In The Sewer

    Chicken’s In The Sewer

    Swim in a river of mountain dew Playing Monopoly and being the shoe Cry like a baby going goo goo goo Lifesavers don’t...

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  • Outhouse Potty Champ

    Outhouse Potty Champ

    Junebugs, spiders, and mosquitos Mix ‘em up in a bag of cheetos Outhouse Potty Champ, tear the woods apart! Fill your belly with...

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  • Pizza Party

    Pizza Party

    Ain’t gonna have no mercy on the pizza pie tonight I’m gonna eat it all, every single bite Pizza Party, Pizza Party,...

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  • UFO Logbook

    UFO Logbook

    Tell me it’s a hoax, I’m being played for a fool. Your story’s...

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