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March 22, 2010you’re like lactose – shelfish – and nuts –
I get all itchy and my throat swells shut
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May 13, 2009I thought she was 007
Didn’t know she was 666
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April 1, 2009They’ll be a baby on board
in just a few days
But baby I’m bored
of your puritan ways
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August 30, 2008I got duties. I’m gonna shirk.
I’m a duty shirker. I’m gonna shirk my duties tonight.
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August 30, 2008Celery sailors in the green sunshine
Wash ashore in a sea of brine
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August 30, 2008Bloodshot, no. You’re not stoned.
The whites of your eyes are magenta toned.
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August 30, 2008Chilidogs, cheeseburgers, cherry pie, and bread, two of each, please, you heard what I said
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August 30, 2008I’m sittin’ on dynamite! And that’s a fact!
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August 30, 2008The sobering wine bottle
The webs in your brain
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August 30, 2008Swim in a river of mountain dew
Playing Monopoly and being the shoe
Cry like a baby going goo goo goo
Lifesavers don’t...
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August 30, 2008Junebugs, spiders, and mosquitos
Mix ‘em up in a bag of cheetos
Outhouse Potty Champ, tear the woods apart!
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June 16, 2008Ain’t gonna have no mercy on the pizza pie tonight
I’m gonna eat it all, every single bite
Pizza Party, Pizza Party,...
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June 13, 2008 Tell me it’s a hoax, I’m being played for a fool.
Your story’s...
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