HoleHogSongs Archive

  • The Detector

    The Detector

    you’re like lactose – shelfish – and nuts – I get all itchy and my throat swells shut

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  • Spy for the Devil

    Spy for the Devil

    I thought she was 007 Didn’t know she was 666

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  • Hungover and Pregnant

    Hungover and Pregnant

    They’ll be a baby on board in just a few days But baby I’m bored of your puritan ways

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  • Duty Shirker

    Duty Shirker

    I got duties. I’m gonna shirk. I’m a duty shirker. I’m gonna shirk my duties tonight.

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  • Relish My Pickle

    Relish My Pickle

    Celery sailors in the green sunshine Wash ashore in a sea of brine

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  • Rock Your Face

    Rock Your Face

    Bloodshot, no. You’re not stoned. The whites of your eyes are magenta toned.

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  • Chilidogs

    Chilidogs

    Chilidogs, cheeseburgers, cherry pie, and bread, two of each, please, you heard what I said

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  • Shitstorm

    Shitstorm

    I’m sittin’ on dynamite! And that’s a fact!

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  • Road Dog

    Road Dog

    The sobering wine bottle The webs in your brain

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  • Chicken’s In The Sewer

    Chicken’s In The Sewer

    Swim in a river of mountain dew Playing Monopoly and being the shoe Cry like a baby going goo goo goo Lifesavers don’t...

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  • Outhouse Potty Champ

    Outhouse Potty Champ

    Junebugs, spiders, and mosquitos Mix ‘em up in a bag of cheetos Outhouse Potty Champ, tear the woods apart!

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  • Pizza Party

    Pizza Party

    Ain’t gonna have no mercy on the pizza pie tonight I’m gonna eat it all, every single bite Pizza Party, Pizza Party,...

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  • UFO Logbook

    UFO Logbook

    Tell me it’s a hoax, I’m being played for a fool. Your story’s...

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