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April 1, 2009There’ll be a baby on board in just a few days
But baby I’m bored of your puritan ways
I wanna whoop...
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August 30, 2008I got duties. I’m gonna shirk.
I’m a duty shirker. I’m gonna shirk my duties tonight.
My succotash, well, it’s suffering.
And right...
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August 30, 2008You’re gonna cry, you’re gonna weep.
Your eyes are gonna burn when ya go to sleep.
I’ll be seein’ red when you...
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August 30, 2008Chilidogs, cheeseburgers, cherry pie, and bread
Two of each, please, you heard what I said
Give them to me now, I can’t...
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August 30, 2008Arabs turn to liquid, Egyptians hard as rock
The surgery is over, it’s the last tick tock
Mockingbirds fall from the sky
The...
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August 30, 2008Junebugs, spiders, and mosquitos
Mix ‘em up in a bag of cheetos
Outhouse Potty Champ, tear the woods apart!
Fill your belly with...
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June 16, 2008The Hole truth and nothing but the truth, sort of. Over the years I have enjoyed collecting fun facts from...
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June 16, 2008Ain’t gonna have no mercy on the pizza pie tonight
I’m gonna eat it all, every single bite
Pizza Party, Pizza Party,...
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June 13, 2008 Tell me it’s a hoax, I’m being played for a fool.
Your story’s...
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August 21, 1989The true origins of HOLEHOG! have always been a mystery, until now!! I am very excited to bring you this...
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